Rumor has it that this belly is an endangered species. Seen last in this form about 4 months ago. I have heard stories that a recent conversion to the Cannondale Cult of Road Riding may have caused the disappearance of the jiggling jelly belly that you see here. If anyone has any information to the truth of this matter please respond to this blog...
Some of the personal info that may help you in your search are as follows:
Wife: Guadeloupe Mary
Oldest Male Child: Alejandro
Youngest Male Child: Antonio
Nickname: Guadeloupe Jesus; Fatboy; Hubbreaker; Don Juan deMavic
Race: White-Palestinian/Hindu-Pakistani Mix
Religion: Jew/Mormon
Occupation: Milkman/Unofficial Promotions director for Cannondale
Hobbies: Eating, waxing poetic about "Six-13" and Coda Hollow-tech Cranks
Personal statement: "EPO? What EPO? I never touch the stuff." & "Hola, como esta"
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