Way too much time on their hands Merry Christmas.

This dude has some extra time.

Huh? After reading this I am not sure if this is Pro or Anti Tyler

Off Scores & reticulocytes and Lions, Tigers and Bears...Oh My!!!

From what I can make of this article, Tyler looks guilty, dying, anemic, or a combination of all of these things! Either that or he is a freak w/ an undiagnosed ailment/ability.

I now know absolutely nothing more than before I wasted my time reading this! except for how to spell reticulocytes and what they are! (see picture here)

I HATE YOU AMERICANS

Not that I'd ever race in or go see it but the SFGP is cancelled. Ya know if it ain't foosball or some other dumbass sport that can be contained in a stadium Americans don't care. Maybe if body checking and punching was allowed in cycling more would watch. Roller derby style mofo. I have been very very very un-patriotic of late but feel that it's justified. I'm embarrassed to admit being an American. Lucky for me I grew up close enough to Canada that I can convince euro trash types that I'm a canuck!! You know I'm not asking for much. I don't feel like the Government owes me a house and new car because I lived in New Orleans and am black and poor. I don't run around with 23's pretending to be the next 50 cent. I'm not doin' time on the streets waiting for my album to drop. I'm not bitching about gas prices being so high because 'damn it this is America and I have a right to drive what I want fuck the consequences'. I just wish more was being done to take cycling serious. I do donate to cycling advocate groups so I am trying. I also commute to try and save fuel and make the general public aware that cyclist have rights on the road. Unfortunately the whiz of my chain is drowned out by the screetching of 4 banger CVCC's with 'fart mufflers'. (yes I did spell CVCC correct I'm Ole' school). So where's my bicycle lane and awareness commercials George?? You bastard.

Yup! Just what I have always thought. Downhillers are a bunch of knuckle heads!http://www.cyclingnews.com/mtb.php?id=riders/2005/interviews/myles_rock

You may like the interview, but read between the lines. Basically I can summarize it this way.
I needed some cash so I won the Red Bull Road Rage. I used to be someone but I smoked all my money. Now I just hang out in front of the day labor center with all my wetback buddies waiting for some contractor that needs a little help building shit. Yah yah the 6k will help me pay some bills or maybe I'll spend it on more pot. I'm thinking of trying to start up a meth lab when I get all this legal shit behind me. I want to set a good example for my son, so you know teach him how to pack a pipe and scrape the resin out the bowl. Oh hey you wanna buy some old Myles schwag? I got a Cannondale jersey for 45.00 bucks!. I also swallow if your into that type thing!
WHAT A FREAKING LOSER!!!!!!

Patently innovative

Are design restrictions limiting the spread and development of suspended mountain bikes?

Check out the CN Atricle regarding this topic... I believe that too much money is being spent on this BS & not enough on improving the Weight-to-Component ratio of the current technology...

Make it lighter and they will come!!!

BUY SOME BLING FROM TRICKY DICKY

Looking for something special for the favourite man in your life? If you live in France or Belgium (Not Belium) you could perhaps do worse than check out the latest jewellery collection from Virenque Design. Yes, already a PR man for Davitamon, a commentator for Eurosport and an adviser on bike design, seven-times Tour de France King of the Mountains Richard Virenque has teamed up with wife Stéphanie to produce a collection of 60 pieces including rings and pendants, all in silver and inspired by the theme “tribal urbain”, which is perhaps unfortunate given the explosive situation in urban France at the moment.The collection stems from ‘Tricky Dicky’s’ long-held desire to “create something in the field of fashion and design. This is not a one-off, I hope, but something that will last for a long time,” Virenque told Var Matin. The collection is reported to be within the budgetary range of most men, which is clearly good news for all of them. (Now, if only the "budgetary range" of "Most" men could be defined!)

In other news, Virenque, in a cross-promotion opportunity is offering a "kick-off" special to launch his line of jewelry...For a short period of time youn can get Virenque's signature series Sterling Silver Limited "Festina Addition" locket style pendant filled with Amgen's lastest prototype blood booster. All sales are final and first come first serve!

The New Next Best Thing in US Bike Racing

AAH Cyclocross!!! The sport is catching on so fast that those who found it appealling due to it's obscurity are now frustrated by it's popularity. The only thing I see wrong with that is everything! So we are not Sven Nys and winning the biggest races every week, Nor are we Jonathon Page, the US's best Crosser who happens to ride with the big dogs in Belium every Cross season.

However, who has the right to shun those of us who find the sport a little later than the others! I might just go sign up for a Cross Ride just because it will piss someone off that there is less space at the starting line!

Another Lance Lieutenant Bites the Dust!!!

Heras suspended
Spanish rider Roberto Heras, four-time winner of the Vuelta a Espana, has been suspended by his Liberty Seguros team following a non-negative A sample test for EPO from stage 20 of the the 2005 Vuelta.
The team's management company Active Bay suspended Heras on October 27, but did not announce the action while it awaited results of the counter-analysis of the B-sample, the team said in a statement. However, the team said a leak to the press had forced it to reveal the case.
The team said it believes Heras is innocent of the charges, but affirmed its dedication to the fight against doping.

An interview with Lv2byk

In an effort get to know the contributors of this blog I have decided to conduct a little one sided interview. By one sided I mean that I never formally consulted Lv2byk about the interview. I have known him for 7 years and feel that I can accurately answer the questions asked.

SkowVegas: How long have you been a cyclist?
Lv2byk: Well I'd say once I meet you back in Italy. Man you dragged me up some steep ass trail and I was hooked ever since. Before that I was just a roadie, and wouldn't consider myself a "cyclist".
Skowvegas: That's funny I feel that same way. I had never thrown a leg over a road bike until that time in Italy. When I think about it I missed one hell of an opportunity to get a sweet Italian road bike. Ok next question. Is it true that you have no bike handling skills and in fact have crashed landing in horse shit while crossing a flat bridge?
Lv2byk: Wait a minute, that's bull.....
Skowvegas: Oh sorry so it was bull shit on the bridge?
Lv2byk: No, no I crashed, that's true but I missed the horse shit and landed on my leg (editors note. Two witnesses present confirm that he landed in the horse shit.)
Skowvegas: Yah yah it ain't what really happen it's what you can prove happen buddy. Next question. Tell us about the Gorilla incident.
At this point in the interview Lv2byk gets a thousand mile stare and starts to weep.
Lv2byk: It's a tough subject but........I........I'm ready to talk about it. I was shopping for a new bike and was toying with the idea of a Specialized and Cannondale. I really wanted the Cannondale Jekyl but just could not afford it. Anyway about two weeks later I was riding and this huge corporate gorilla jumps out of the woods and ripped my lycra of my ass and just raped the shit out of me, all the while grunting the word CANNONDALE, CANNONDALE with every thrust of his corporate power. All I could do was lay there. Finally he went for the reach around and that's when I kicked him and ran. I decided at that point to get a Specialized. (Note please view injuries sustained by the Cannondale corporate Gorilla below).
Skowvegas: Wow! That is truly remarkable and you survived when many would not have. I understand Oprah wants to interview you is that true?
Lv2byk: yes but I have declined.
SkowVegas: Good choice. Well that's all I have for questions at the moment. I do have this picture of you taken in S.C. do you remember it? (he looks at the photo below a little confused) It was the time we slipped you a mickey in your drink and then hired a 300 pound man to dress in a tutu. Oh it was so fun, we gave him a can of whip cream and a tube of anal ease and left you two alone. Do your remember now?
Lv2byk: Um..................no!
Skowvegas: Well we'll finish that story another time.

Great Moments in Cheating.

This is an excellent read into the lures of using performance enhancing "dope" We are a nation of Viagra users.

GJ

Purchasing a piece of shit bike. This is what you get.

It seems that our litigious society has struck once again. I wonder if there is anyone out there that doesn't know Wal-Mart bikes are of the P.O.S. variety? Apparently there are still a few people that think Walgoose is a good brand. What a joke. Look at the picture of the kid all fucked up from not knowing what a QR is.

GJ

Drunk New Your-kers on Bah-sikols.

What do you get when you mix black leather, gothic life style, and socialy disfunctional bike nuts?

Bike Kill!! Thats what.

I'm a bike snob for sure

Cannondale makes the bestest bikes ever! If you are not riding a Cannondale your riding a turd. Their frame materials, blah, blah, blah. The handling, blah, blah, blah. Climibing hill is easier blah blah. Your singletrack sucks compared to Colorado! Ha ha ha. I thought this article was pretty funny.

GJ

EPO is now a sponsor of Professional Cycling.

Firt place prize includes: Free lifetime supply of epotein alfa. It is for all those days when you don't feel like climbing Mt Evans in your little ring.

Funny ass stuff here

Those crazy Britts. What are they doing accross the pond?

GJ

SOOO seems that the blog master is actin' silly

Look I have friend who seems to be brain washed by Cannondale. He used to be in love with Specialized, having owned at least three of them. But now it's all Cannondale all the time.

WANTED!!! Have you seen this Gut?

Rumor has it that this belly is an endangered species. Seen last in this form about 4 months ago. I have heard stories that a recent conversion to the Cannondale Cult of Road Riding may have caused the disappearance of the jiggling jelly belly that you see here. If anyone has any information to the truth of this matter please respond to this blog...

Some of the personal info that may help you in your search are as follows:

Wife: Guadeloupe Mary
Oldest Male Child: Alejandro
Youngest Male Child: Antonio
Nickname: Guadeloupe Jesus; Fatboy; Hubbreaker; Don Juan deMavic
Race: White-Palestinian/Hindu-Pakistani Mix
Religion: Jew/Mormon
Occupation: Milkman/Unofficial Promotions director for Cannondale
Hobbies: Eating, waxing poetic about "Six-13" and Coda Hollow-tech Cranks
Personal statement: "EPO? What EPO? I never touch the stuff." & "Hola, como esta"

Stop taking pictures of me in my tights! I have no PeePee!

Must be the Cold Air!!!