Italian Court Told to Prove Jesus Existed

Jesus! (Pun Intended) What are these to geriatrics fighting over anyway? The only Italians that care are all dying off at a clip of 1000+ daily. The younger generation would rather hang out in their cars on the Lunga Mare getting hummers while passers-by act like they are ignoring them!

If Jesus was real or if he was not real...That is the question...But the answer will not change the minds of the blind being led by the corrupt blind...

Pat Robertson will be Smiting this guy in public here real soon!!!

Lv2byk needs one.

Lv2byk has been beaten by GAUDELOUPE J up a HILL! Well this is not news. He suffers from what I call 'elastic fitness' he returns to poor shape just after 1 day off the bike. His form is liken to Bigfoot, you hear reports of it but never actually see it! Yah so what he can spank me I make no false claims of super fitness, a power chair can drop me. What Lv2byk needs is just a little help that's all. Catch him on a good day and he'll put the hurt on Gaudeloupe J, unless he cramps, went to bed late, hasn't ridden in 2 hours, is tired, just returned from defitness training below elevation or has to poop. I on the other hand will have NO excuses come April. Even though I will be going to Maine for 2 weeks, packing and moving, driving cross country, unpacking and driving to Colorado. Tired I'm sure and with hardly any riding time I will have NO excuses. I'll be ready to bat my riding mates away like pesky flies on rotten meat. I have figured out away to put my Tri-care benefits to good use and will under go a harsh rapid doping program to boost my fitness to the level of the pro peleton. I will not be dropped by Gaudeloupe J and suffer the fate of Lv2byk.

Guadeloupe J. puts the Hammer Down!

Guadeloupe J. came to the CR on Wednesday pimpin' the 6.13 and smoked me on the climbs! It was an embarrassing display of the after affects of continuous apathy & couch surfing. We hit a few climbs and off the back I went! ...AND AWAY HE WENT!

It wasn't just one hill, but all the hills! It was so bad that I had to download the Eye of the Tiger, by Survivor, just to get motivated enough to come to work today!...

I may have to quit my job & take up full time cycling if it gets any worse! But alas, I have broken out the old gray "Rocky" sweats from the Moth Balled boxes and rented Rocky IV (w/ the Russian) so I can sweat to the Oldies tonight!

DAMN YOU GAUDELOUPE J.

Snow biking - action with a lot of fun in Garmisch, Germany

I went to Garmisch once & stayed at the Military Resort there. The place is the bomb! Colorado snobs have nothing on this place regarding the beauty there! All the peaks that CO has & all the lush green that it does not have. Plus some of the best Mtn Biking in Europe as well.

Snow biking sounds fun! Wonder of anyone does this shiite in the states?

Check it out, My Bitches!

CHRONIC "cles" of Narnia

TJ...Too Good not to share!

Excellent!

Why I would live in San Francisco

(Homer Simpson) "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, Hills."

TJ

This is pretty fucked up. Good Joke though.

Ouch. This is what it feels like to win the lottery.

E-cycling makes everyday products out of toxic electronic trash too poisonous to dump.

E-Cycling Breaths New Life Into Outdated

Christina Ficara - All Headline News Staff Reporter
Marietta, GA (AHN) -

An Atlanta warehouse is serving as the source for the latest in technological advancements: e-cycling. E-cycling makes everyday products out of toxic electronic trash too poisonous to dump.
Molam International is Georgia's largest electronics recycling depot, "e-cycling" some 1 million pounds of electronics each month.
Outdated monitors will become televisions, metal products are later forged into heavy garbage can wheels, and processed plastics and precious metal are shipped across the globe, where they return as planks of plastic and other products.
The Associated Press reports e-cycling may expand, as the shelf life of newer generation gadgets gets shorter.
The government estimates that 133,000 electronic devices are tossed aside each day, amounting to 3 million tons of "e-junk" per year.

'Devilish' Jeans a Hot Seller in Sweden

Christianity, a "force of evil" that had sparked wars throughout history...Nice way to promote your anti-Christian Stance...Sell Jeans w/ an anti Christian Logo!

I Like it!

Dopers Suck Coffee helps send U.S. Juniors to 'Cross World's

For the second consecutive year, Dopers Suck and Jittery Joe’s Coffee have joined forces to help send U.S. junior racers to the Cyclocross World Championships in Zeddam, The Netherlands. All proceeds from Dopers Suck Special Blend coffee will help offset World Championships travel expenses for these young up and coming superstars as they head to Europe for the January 28, 2006 race. Dopers Suck Special Blend coffee is created exclusively by Jittery Joe’s is available ground or whole bean.
Jittery Joe's Coffee is based in Athens, Georgia and has roasted over five million pounds of beans in the last 14 years, 25 pounds at a time. They support cycling through grassroots junior sponsorship, event support, and sponsorship of the Jittery Joe's-Zero Gravity Professional Cycling Team. For more info visit: store.jitteryjoes.com and www.doperssuck.com.

I like this idea. Maybe this idea could work for Pat McQuaid in order to try to save the Pro Tour! He could say "TDF Sucks" & sell it as a bumper sticker in hopes to raise enough money to pay the riders not to ride the Grand Tours!

Prison Causes New Stink in Kentucky Town

"It's a design problem," said Maleva Chamberlain, spokeswoman for the Kentucky Division of Water. "The sewer lines were designed too big. They were designed for the prison at full capacity, plus for additional development in the area. So what happens, because there is not enough flow, the sewage sits there and goes septic."

Now why on earth would a town of 1000 people with one of the nation's highest unempolyment rates build something so big? Maybe they can import (Another State's Outsourcing) prisoners, or offer up their services as a terrorist jail for the CIA to torture...It IS Kentucky anyway, so why not add foul smelling places to the list of possible strategies to get the bad people to give up the info!

Watch out for the International Red Cross to come in & claim this torture for the prisoners who are there now, but not for the citizens who live there freely!

Christmas Racing Team launch 2005

MERRY CHRISTMAS
Wish us luck at this years AVN awards.

Jesus Freaks try to Claim the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

I am now not only disillusioned by the religious Right (Wrong) , but now by Disney in their never ending effort to become media whores for an extra nickel, are peddling one of my favorite childhood stories as an allegorical link to Christianity and Jesus.

C.S. Lewis I think would be rolling over in his grave. As an atheist most of his life and an apologetic Christian at the end, never intended his Narnia series to be a point of reference for the Jesus Freaks.

Why can't a story of Fantasy for kids be just that without the big business or the Right Wing Armageddon freaks ruining it for all of us!

Way too much time on their hands Merry Christmas.

This dude has some extra time.

Huh? After reading this I am not sure if this is Pro or Anti Tyler

Off Scores & reticulocytes and Lions, Tigers and Bears...Oh My!!!

From what I can make of this article, Tyler looks guilty, dying, anemic, or a combination of all of these things! Either that or he is a freak w/ an undiagnosed ailment/ability.

I now know absolutely nothing more than before I wasted my time reading this! except for how to spell reticulocytes and what they are! (see picture here)

I HATE YOU AMERICANS

Not that I'd ever race in or go see it but the SFGP is cancelled. Ya know if it ain't foosball or some other dumbass sport that can be contained in a stadium Americans don't care. Maybe if body checking and punching was allowed in cycling more would watch. Roller derby style mofo. I have been very very very un-patriotic of late but feel that it's justified. I'm embarrassed to admit being an American. Lucky for me I grew up close enough to Canada that I can convince euro trash types that I'm a canuck!! You know I'm not asking for much. I don't feel like the Government owes me a house and new car because I lived in New Orleans and am black and poor. I don't run around with 23's pretending to be the next 50 cent. I'm not doin' time on the streets waiting for my album to drop. I'm not bitching about gas prices being so high because 'damn it this is America and I have a right to drive what I want fuck the consequences'. I just wish more was being done to take cycling serious. I do donate to cycling advocate groups so I am trying. I also commute to try and save fuel and make the general public aware that cyclist have rights on the road. Unfortunately the whiz of my chain is drowned out by the screetching of 4 banger CVCC's with 'fart mufflers'. (yes I did spell CVCC correct I'm Ole' school). So where's my bicycle lane and awareness commercials George?? You bastard.

Yup! Just what I have always thought. Downhillers are a bunch of knuckle heads!http://www.cyclingnews.com/mtb.php?id=riders/2005/interviews/myles_rock

You may like the interview, but read between the lines. Basically I can summarize it this way.
I needed some cash so I won the Red Bull Road Rage. I used to be someone but I smoked all my money. Now I just hang out in front of the day labor center with all my wetback buddies waiting for some contractor that needs a little help building shit. Yah yah the 6k will help me pay some bills or maybe I'll spend it on more pot. I'm thinking of trying to start up a meth lab when I get all this legal shit behind me. I want to set a good example for my son, so you know teach him how to pack a pipe and scrape the resin out the bowl. Oh hey you wanna buy some old Myles schwag? I got a Cannondale jersey for 45.00 bucks!. I also swallow if your into that type thing!
WHAT A FREAKING LOSER!!!!!!

Patently innovative

Are design restrictions limiting the spread and development of suspended mountain bikes?

Check out the CN Atricle regarding this topic... I believe that too much money is being spent on this BS & not enough on improving the Weight-to-Component ratio of the current technology...

Make it lighter and they will come!!!

BUY SOME BLING FROM TRICKY DICKY

Looking for something special for the favourite man in your life? If you live in France or Belgium (Not Belium) you could perhaps do worse than check out the latest jewellery collection from Virenque Design. Yes, already a PR man for Davitamon, a commentator for Eurosport and an adviser on bike design, seven-times Tour de France King of the Mountains Richard Virenque has teamed up with wife Stéphanie to produce a collection of 60 pieces including rings and pendants, all in silver and inspired by the theme “tribal urbain”, which is perhaps unfortunate given the explosive situation in urban France at the moment.The collection stems from ‘Tricky Dicky’s’ long-held desire to “create something in the field of fashion and design. This is not a one-off, I hope, but something that will last for a long time,” Virenque told Var Matin. The collection is reported to be within the budgetary range of most men, which is clearly good news for all of them. (Now, if only the "budgetary range" of "Most" men could be defined!)

In other news, Virenque, in a cross-promotion opportunity is offering a "kick-off" special to launch his line of jewelry...For a short period of time youn can get Virenque's signature series Sterling Silver Limited "Festina Addition" locket style pendant filled with Amgen's lastest prototype blood booster. All sales are final and first come first serve!

The New Next Best Thing in US Bike Racing

AAH Cyclocross!!! The sport is catching on so fast that those who found it appealling due to it's obscurity are now frustrated by it's popularity. The only thing I see wrong with that is everything! So we are not Sven Nys and winning the biggest races every week, Nor are we Jonathon Page, the US's best Crosser who happens to ride with the big dogs in Belium every Cross season.

However, who has the right to shun those of us who find the sport a little later than the others! I might just go sign up for a Cross Ride just because it will piss someone off that there is less space at the starting line!