Lv2byk needs one.

Lv2byk has been beaten by GAUDELOUPE J up a HILL! Well this is not news. He suffers from what I call 'elastic fitness' he returns to poor shape just after 1 day off the bike. His form is liken to Bigfoot, you hear reports of it but never actually see it! Yah so what he can spank me I make no false claims of super fitness, a power chair can drop me. What Lv2byk needs is just a little help that's all. Catch him on a good day and he'll put the hurt on Gaudeloupe J, unless he cramps, went to bed late, hasn't ridden in 2 hours, is tired, just returned from defitness training below elevation or has to poop. I on the other hand will have NO excuses come April. Even though I will be going to Maine for 2 weeks, packing and moving, driving cross country, unpacking and driving to Colorado. Tired I'm sure and with hardly any riding time I will have NO excuses. I'll be ready to bat my riding mates away like pesky flies on rotten meat. I have figured out away to put my Tri-care benefits to good use and will under go a harsh rapid doping program to boost my fitness to the level of the pro peleton. I will not be dropped by Gaudeloupe J and suffer the fate of Lv2byk.