Hincapie Crash Video

Pretty good video of the crash from 2 angles. Looks like he is riding w/ no hands, but if you look close, you will see that he has no handlebars...

Go to the right column above the daily news updates. look for the section that says New! 2006 Spring Classics videos

6202 Cycling is Born

Finally! We are up & running as a non-profit! People are signing up & we are starting to make progress with the web site. Now if we only had a claendar that was decent!

Sheryl Crow has Cancer

Now doesn't this throw a twist into the mix??? First she dumps him (probably because he has no ability for compassion) and now she exposes her cancer issues...He says he is devastated, which is obviously his handlers words, not his...because he has no ability to have emotional ties to anything.

Anyway, interesting how these things happen...

Pretty Cool Site

He blew the Downhill Competition...But I like his political incorrectness & his lack of regard for mainstream media...The site is pretty good even though I hate Nike personally!!!I like the outhouse the best!

"CHIMERA" This!!!

Guilty says CAS...Usually I believe that all those to be found guilty, usually are...In this case however, I believe he is innocent...Can not say why, but he has a point when he says those who develop tests & fund test development, should not be the ones carrying out the tests...that responsibility should be independent so as to avoind conflicts of interest...Plus I think the big "Dick" Pound is an idiot and his name suits him!!!

Although he was a "Lance" man before he struck out on his own...So he could be like 'Big Tex' and be in the middle of this up to his 'nads!!!

Leadville Linkage

Check out the photo of the belt buckle. I am going to have a belt made that has my name on the back. That way I can show off my dinner plae buckle.

GJ

Armstrong & Crow Split

According to Reuters, the split is on!!! Guadeloupe J better watch out for the misses makin' a play on Big Tex, now that he is single!!!

Maybe this is just a motivational ploy to amp him up to ride the Tour again...Or at least it will keep the greedy bastard in the news for a while longer & Velonews busy w/ the "Lance Mail" for a while. Just retire & fade away for Christ's sake!!!!

Italian Court Told to Prove Jesus Existed

Jesus! (Pun Intended) What are these to geriatrics fighting over anyway? The only Italians that care are all dying off at a clip of 1000+ daily. The younger generation would rather hang out in their cars on the Lunga Mare getting hummers while passers-by act like they are ignoring them!

If Jesus was real or if he was not real...That is the question...But the answer will not change the minds of the blind being led by the corrupt blind...

Pat Robertson will be Smiting this guy in public here real soon!!!

Lv2byk needs one.

Lv2byk has been beaten by GAUDELOUPE J up a HILL! Well this is not news. He suffers from what I call 'elastic fitness' he returns to poor shape just after 1 day off the bike. His form is liken to Bigfoot, you hear reports of it but never actually see it! Yah so what he can spank me I make no false claims of super fitness, a power chair can drop me. What Lv2byk needs is just a little help that's all. Catch him on a good day and he'll put the hurt on Gaudeloupe J, unless he cramps, went to bed late, hasn't ridden in 2 hours, is tired, just returned from defitness training below elevation or has to poop. I on the other hand will have NO excuses come April. Even though I will be going to Maine for 2 weeks, packing and moving, driving cross country, unpacking and driving to Colorado. Tired I'm sure and with hardly any riding time I will have NO excuses. I'll be ready to bat my riding mates away like pesky flies on rotten meat. I have figured out away to put my Tri-care benefits to good use and will under go a harsh rapid doping program to boost my fitness to the level of the pro peleton. I will not be dropped by Gaudeloupe J and suffer the fate of Lv2byk.

Guadeloupe J. puts the Hammer Down!

Guadeloupe J. came to the CR on Wednesday pimpin' the 6.13 and smoked me on the climbs! It was an embarrassing display of the after affects of continuous apathy & couch surfing. We hit a few climbs and off the back I went! ...AND AWAY HE WENT!

It wasn't just one hill, but all the hills! It was so bad that I had to download the Eye of the Tiger, by Survivor, just to get motivated enough to come to work today!...

I may have to quit my job & take up full time cycling if it gets any worse! But alas, I have broken out the old gray "Rocky" sweats from the Moth Balled boxes and rented Rocky IV (w/ the Russian) so I can sweat to the Oldies tonight!

DAMN YOU GAUDELOUPE J.

Snow biking - action with a lot of fun in Garmisch, Germany

I went to Garmisch once & stayed at the Military Resort there. The place is the bomb! Colorado snobs have nothing on this place regarding the beauty there! All the peaks that CO has & all the lush green that it does not have. Plus some of the best Mtn Biking in Europe as well.

Snow biking sounds fun! Wonder of anyone does this shiite in the states?

Check it out, My Bitches!

CHRONIC "cles" of Narnia

TJ...Too Good not to share!

Excellent!

Why I would live in San Francisco

(Homer Simpson) "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, Hills."

TJ

This is pretty fucked up. Good Joke though.

Ouch. This is what it feels like to win the lottery.

E-cycling makes everyday products out of toxic electronic trash too poisonous to dump.

E-Cycling Breaths New Life Into Outdated

Christina Ficara - All Headline News Staff Reporter
Marietta, GA (AHN) -

An Atlanta warehouse is serving as the source for the latest in technological advancements: e-cycling. E-cycling makes everyday products out of toxic electronic trash too poisonous to dump.
Molam International is Georgia's largest electronics recycling depot, "e-cycling" some 1 million pounds of electronics each month.
Outdated monitors will become televisions, metal products are later forged into heavy garbage can wheels, and processed plastics and precious metal are shipped across the globe, where they return as planks of plastic and other products.
The Associated Press reports e-cycling may expand, as the shelf life of newer generation gadgets gets shorter.
The government estimates that 133,000 electronic devices are tossed aside each day, amounting to 3 million tons of "e-junk" per year.

'Devilish' Jeans a Hot Seller in Sweden

Christianity, a "force of evil" that had sparked wars throughout history...Nice way to promote your anti-Christian Stance...Sell Jeans w/ an anti Christian Logo!

I Like it!

Dopers Suck Coffee helps send U.S. Juniors to 'Cross World's

For the second consecutive year, Dopers Suck and Jittery Joe’s Coffee have joined forces to help send U.S. junior racers to the Cyclocross World Championships in Zeddam, The Netherlands. All proceeds from Dopers Suck Special Blend coffee will help offset World Championships travel expenses for these young up and coming superstars as they head to Europe for the January 28, 2006 race. Dopers Suck Special Blend coffee is created exclusively by Jittery Joe’s is available ground or whole bean.
Jittery Joe's Coffee is based in Athens, Georgia and has roasted over five million pounds of beans in the last 14 years, 25 pounds at a time. They support cycling through grassroots junior sponsorship, event support, and sponsorship of the Jittery Joe's-Zero Gravity Professional Cycling Team. For more info visit: store.jitteryjoes.com and www.doperssuck.com.

I like this idea. Maybe this idea could work for Pat McQuaid in order to try to save the Pro Tour! He could say "TDF Sucks" & sell it as a bumper sticker in hopes to raise enough money to pay the riders not to ride the Grand Tours!

Prison Causes New Stink in Kentucky Town

"It's a design problem," said Maleva Chamberlain, spokeswoman for the Kentucky Division of Water. "The sewer lines were designed too big. They were designed for the prison at full capacity, plus for additional development in the area. So what happens, because there is not enough flow, the sewage sits there and goes septic."

Now why on earth would a town of 1000 people with one of the nation's highest unempolyment rates build something so big? Maybe they can import (Another State's Outsourcing) prisoners, or offer up their services as a terrorist jail for the CIA to torture...It IS Kentucky anyway, so why not add foul smelling places to the list of possible strategies to get the bad people to give up the info!

Watch out for the International Red Cross to come in & claim this torture for the prisoners who are there now, but not for the citizens who live there freely!

Christmas Racing Team launch 2005

MERRY CHRISTMAS
Wish us luck at this years AVN awards.

Jesus Freaks try to Claim the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

I am now not only disillusioned by the religious Right (Wrong) , but now by Disney in their never ending effort to become media whores for an extra nickel, are peddling one of my favorite childhood stories as an allegorical link to Christianity and Jesus.

C.S. Lewis I think would be rolling over in his grave. As an atheist most of his life and an apologetic Christian at the end, never intended his Narnia series to be a point of reference for the Jesus Freaks.

Why can't a story of Fantasy for kids be just that without the big business or the Right Wing Armageddon freaks ruining it for all of us!